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99% Life Pixel Art Gamer T-Shirt | Retro Video Game Health Bar | Funny Geek Humor Card

$13.50
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What's your status? 99% and holding! This hilarious retro design features a classic pixel art life bar straight from your favorite 8-bit video games, showing you're at 99% LIFE.It's the perfect, funny statement for when you're almost at 100% but, let's be real, life has taken that 1% chip damage! This design is ideal for gamers, retro gaming fans, geeks, nerds, and anyone who uses video game logic to navigate the real world. It makes a great, relatable gift for anyone who is "mostly" fine.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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