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Welcome to the Shitshow Vintage Banner Card

$13.50
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A stylishly sarcastic greeting card for the chaos of life! This highly appealing graphic transforms the phrase "WELCOME TO THE SHITSHOW - WE HAVE IT ALL" into a beautiful, retro sign combining an arched banner and a diamond emblem. The design features a trendy, muted pastel color palette with a distressed, grainy texture, giving it a high-quality, vintage resort or souvenir feel. Ideal for those who appreciate dark humor, love mid-century modern aesthetics, and enjoy a witty, stylish way to make a statement about the daily grind.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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