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Welcome to the Shitshow Motel Sign Card

$13.50
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A stylishly sarcastic tee perfect for acknowledging the beautiful disaster that is life! This graphic transforms the quote "WELCOME TO THE SHITSHOW - WE HAVE IT ALL" into a gorgeous, retro motel or diner sign. It features chunky block and smooth script fonts, clean lines, and a trendy, muted color palette (mint green, blush pink, and pale yellow) with a grainy, vintage texture. Ideal for anyone who loves mid-century modern aesthetics, dark humor, and witty statement apparel. It’s the ultimate humorous greeting for the chaos.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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